We've seen many trends in baby names, led by celebrities like Angelina Jolie (Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline), Gwyneth Paltrow (Apple, Moses -- can you imagine a 2-year old named Moses?) and whoever it was that named their baby Pilot Inspektor.
I think the new trend in names over the next decade will be cool pharmaceutical names, like the following:
Allegra (like Felicity, since both mean happiness)
Claritina
Morphina or Morpheus
Adderall (maybe Libby and Ethan can name Atticus's twin this one)
Bayer
Xanax, Botox or Chantex (for Angelina, since she likes 'x'-- Maybe 'Pax' is short for Paxil??)
Celexa
Diovan (or can morph into Diovana or Diovani)
Codeine (not far from Cody)
Yasmin (there really is a med with this name)
Ultram
Enebrel
Septra (also for one born on the 7th or in September?)
Reglan (like Regan, maybe)
You can take these for free! Any other suggestions?
6 comments:
Viagra
That's what lead to the original pregnancy--maybe a tribute?
I always thought STD's would make good baby names, too, like Chlamydia, Syphillis, and of course body parts like Urethra and Vas Deferens (for a swarthy foreigner).
Ha ha, you guys funn-E. (My little tribute to Wall-E, which I've never seen.)
I met a girl once named Candida, which is a yeast infection. One of Dave Shoore's friends...
There's already a famous soul singer named after body parts.
Old Man C, what's the singer's name? Bones McGee? Legs Diamond (or was that a mafia dude?) Urethra Franklin???
Um, how about Zoeyloft
I think JD Salinger had a book w/ the old fashioned version of this new awesome name!
~ boyspider7 (gotta get me a blog page!)
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